Drop 05 - Couch Mode Hoodie

$69.00 CAD

For days when the couch feels less like furniture and more like a life choice.

ColourBlack

Size S M L XL 2XL

Size guide

Garment Measurements

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest - Half Measure	20"	22"	24"	26"	28"	30"
Chest - Full Measure	40"	44"	48"	52"	56"	60"
Body Length from HPS	28 1/2"	29 1/2"	30 1/2"	31 1/2"	32 1/2"	33 1/2"
Sleeve Length - CB	34 1/2"	35 1/4"	36"	36 3/4"	37 1/2"	38 1/4"

Finished measurements in inches. Refer to “How to Measure” guide for detailed information on measurement instructions.

Adult General Sizing Guide

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest	34"-36"	38"-40"	42"-44"	46"-48"	50"-52"	54"-55"
Waist	29"-32"	32"-35"	35"-38"	38"-41"	41"-44"	44"-47"
Sleeve Length - CB	32"-33 1/2"	34"-35"	35"-36"	36"-37"	37"-38"	38"-39"

How to Measure

For the best fit, compare these measurements to a similar garment you already own. Lay the garment flat on a smooth surface and measure without stretching the fabric.

Chest – Half Measure
Lay the garment flat and measure straight across the chest from armpit seam to armpit seam. This is the half-chest measurement.

Chest – Full Measure
The full chest measurement is twice the half-chest measurement. For example, a garment measuring 22" across the chest has a full chest measurement of approximately 44".

Body Length from HPS
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder, where the shoulder meets the neckline, straight down to the bottom hem of the garment.

Sleeve Length - CB
Measure from the centre back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down the outside of the arm to the end of the sleeve cuff.

Body Measurements

If you are using the Adult general sizing guide, take your body measurements while standing naturally. Keep the measuring tape comfortably snug without pulling it tight.

Chest
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape level around your body and under your arms.

Waist
Measure around your natural waistline, typically the narrowest part of your torso. Keep the tape relaxed and avoid pulling it too tightly.

Sleeve Length
Measure from the centre back of your neck, across the top of your shoulder, and down your arm to your wrist. Keep your arm slightly bent for the most accurate measurement.

Fit Tip
Garment measurements show the actual dimensions of the finished garment, while the general sizing guide is based on body measurements. For the most accurate fit, we recommend comparing the garment measurements to a sweatshirt or hoodie you already own and like the fit of.

Please Note
Measurements are provided in inches and may vary slightly due to normal manufacturing tolerances.

Low battery. Full couch commitment.

Couch Mode features one very settled embroidered bear, fully locked into a chair with a mug in hand and absolutely no plans of being productive. Whether your energy has chosen the couch, you’re on DND, burnt out but practical, or simply feel you’ve earned the seat, this one gets it.

Choose the wording that best matches your mood and let Couch Mode say the quiet part out loud.

Optional personalisation

Choose your preferred wording style:

Classic
Gen Z
Millennial
Gen X

Each version keeps the same Couch Mode artwork with its own take on doing absolutely nothing.

Production time

Signature Drop pieces are typically made within 3-5 business days before shipping.

Please note

Because each piece is made specifically for your order, all Signature Drop items are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. That said, we want you to be completely happy with your order. If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or if you have any concerns, please contact us, and we’ll work with you to make it right.

Made from a 12.8 oz, 76/24 cotton/polyester blend with combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. Solid colours feature a 100% cotton face, with rib-knit cuffs and waistband for a classic everyday fit.

To keep your garment and embroidery looking their best: